That Time of Year...Whatever It's Called

In recent years, a divide between religious Conservatives and politically correct Liberals has basically torn apart everything that was once disputed with a smile and playful shove. Now people are decrying the non-use of "Christmas" in public messages and greetings or requesting we not have too much Christian iconography around public buildings.

What do I say to people who wish me good tidings for the new year?

"Happy Winter Solstice"

The Winter Solstice is when the Sun is at its lowest point on the celestial equator, or more generally, when it's incredibly fucking cold in the Northern Hemisphere.

It's a cold, dead time of year, perhaps when you're reminded of lost friends or lovers, or how long it's been since...something. The next few months aren't going to be much better, and despair runs in excess in many places.

Since human culture has existed, there was celebration around the day (usually Dec. 21st or 22nd) when winter was it's bleakest, earliest. Christians and non-Christians alike celebrate Christmas as a time for exchanging gifts and spreading goodwill even when one is only given bad.

Whether or not you wish to make it a religious holiday is irrelevent. The season is for everyone to mark time on their calenders (and in their lives) and take note of accomplishments, failures, and opportunities in the new year.

Whatever your beliefs, just don't be a dick this winter, because that's not anybody's definition of good holiday spirit.